bettedavisgf:

cat purrs are so funny they’re like hello i need everyone to know. that i am cozy

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thebigbiwolf:

the-frog-in-the-bog:

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

Huge fan of the phrase “get pickled, idiot”

(via pyros-random-thoughts)

lastoneout:

staffs-secret-blog:

NEW TUMBLR UPDATE:

You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we’re going to blow your brains out

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bergoozter:

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sketiana:

they laced this bread with olive oil and sundried tomatoes

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discodeerdiary:

Girls will say “I just need to lie down for a little while” and then sink into a muddy river and get all their hard.tissues replaced with mineral deposits

(via forestfeminist)

shadbrim asked:

Not an ask, but I just wanna say that "*unintelligible friendship noises*" is a permanent part of my psyche now.

The great part is that it can be any variety of squeeing, cooing, gurgling, etc. You know, that stuff friends do

theperksofneurodivergency:

gaylittleknife:

[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right

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cannastop:

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wintery-star:

“Gentle Giant of Wizard Island”
12x12", Ink and watercolor, 2023. By Emily Poole.

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